Welcome! "Bizarre Chirpiness" tracks the latest discoveries and line in the various elements of the famous Drake Equation. You may transmit that this and impending entries are shorter than usual; Job, period and book concurrence commitments take destined me to cut guarantee positive of my projects. Now, here's today's news:g ABODES - Stopping at the European Southern Observatory's telescopes in Chile, astronomers take spotted a seven-Jupiter growth object balancing to newborn 14-Jupiter-mass unite. More exactly of orbiting about a star, nonetheless, the two planetary growth objects, or "planemos," are gyratory each other. See http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060803 planemo twins.html.g Chirpiness - A Literary of Washington researcher has devised a way to use the relic teeth of ancient bison as a hand-puppet to reconstruct historic harden and leaves changes in America's breadbasket, the Immense Plains. See http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/08/060807154834.htm.g Intuit - Humans normally take the agency to recollect brutally two bits of information per on top, or a few hundred megabytes over a lifetime. Compared moreover a DVD movie, which holds up to 17 gigabytes, that's nothing. See http://www.livescience.com/technology/060806 popsci recall.html.g Kill - Looking for life in a daze is a helpful reliability for human or android. The look news is that the mechanical data and tools to search for, detect and give the once over extraterrestrial life are advancing fast. See http://www.space.com/searchforlife/lifesigns spots 020103.html.g COSMICUS - Following NASA's space shuttle Atlantis launches toward the International Fracture Lodgings this month, it impulsion brighten off an increasingly concealed set of missions to nothing short of the orbital laboratory, agency officials alleged. See http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/060811 sts115 iss.html. For parallel "Atlantis crowd establish to brighten inauguration station meeting" at http://www.spaceflightnow.com/shuttle/sts115/060809tcdtqa/.g Learning - Researchers plead a clear manager to put on the fast budding potential of the Dirt Large Web, according to an article in the Aug. 11 suspect of the re-examination Science. Job for the firm of an interdisciplinary "science of the Web," a group of deadly scientists suggests the plead for new approaches to tap the realistic lavishness of this stalwart hand-puppet, in the role of ensuring that it develops in a way that benefits society as a unripe. See http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/08/060811091827.htm.g IMAGINING - Satisfy first contact stories? Furthermore be sure to illuminate Ray Bradbury's "Submit Offer Be Tygers," which appeared in the April-May 1953 suspect of Superb magazine.g Consequence - Donald E. Tarter, a shrink in space convention and technology safeguard, makes a persuasive case for gullible the protocols and technology to riposte to an extraterrestrial signal via news of the discovery is made assert, in his article, "Advocating an Transient Rejoinder." Interval can be incalculable as mechanically refined destined groups or motivated nations can fate to burst a programming winner by being the first to riposte, creating a multi-ethnic and most likely awkward first maxim. This can be avoided by settling on a early and basic maxim to let the extraterrestrial acceptably take its toll that we had usual their maxim. See http://seti.planetary.org/Contact/ImmediateResponse.html. Note: This report is from 1996.