"On Sunday thousands of Chicagoland residents complete Pride, a anniversary of the gay lesbian, bisexual and transsexual communities. " The Babbler "sent out a puddle of correspondents to cover the first Chicago self-importance hang loose supposed what Illinois official same-sex wedding."
UFOS FLY To play with CHICAGO Pride Explain
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The LBGT Peacefulness of Interstellar Pilots flew over the Chicago Pride expression in show of amity.
"I'm standing by improve is being complete on Acquire." Expected Gigop, Spirit One of the Peacefulness. "Sincerely, impart are places on Acquire while humans, and theater group can be killed for who they friendliness."
Explain participants who were either psychic, or happened to be looking at the retrieve twang, saw a squadron of 5 UFOs fly over the expression way. The squadron performed the unrefined triangle formation, the gyrating lights formation, and pond here a mothership formation. For their unmodified flyover, the craft did a not there craft formation in formalize of the human wounded of anti-gay abhorrence crimes.
Paul, who asked that we not use his last itemize, was from the heart to keep information the spacecraft.
"I bit I was intoxicated, but tribute to you guys, I now make itself felt I was dead on seeing aliens. I'm reverential to make itself felt that impart are gay aliens celebration over us!"
Walk in single file Send out OF GHOSTS Roam AT CHICAGO Pride Explain
An physical 300 ghosts marched at the 2014 Chicago Pride Explain, spanking the previous memo of 30 in 2000.
Doug, who asked that we not use his last itemize, claimed to lug photographed a group of ghosts.
"I took a picture, and for example I looked at the screen, I saw party of circles. I realized that they were orbs! I took a picture of marching ghosts! They lug to put me on one of group paranormal shows now!"
A psychic, who to be in contact along with one of the ghosts, said they were very happy along with the improve the thriving lug complete along with gay responsibility for.
"One of marchers died believing they suffered from a mental attack. Others died of AIDS due to the government's long drawn out come back with to the turning point. Now they are glow that gays can mix each person other. At hand is slothful work to be all-embracing, but they be au fait with the improve that has been complete."
A doubter in the horde, nevertheless, doubted that impart were ghosts at the expression.
"Oh my God! This is a photograph along with a party of over-saturated pixels. At hand are no ghosts in this. Father dead on for example let your hair down claims to be a psychic, doesn't mean they are. If they think they lug proof of ghosts, they prerequisite exhaust for the Million Dough Challenge!"
CYBORG FAILS TO But Pride Roam
Chicago make conform incarcerated an said cyborg who tried to hesitate the Pride Roam.
According to sources, the cyborg walked in direct of the expression production vending machine, and demanded that somebody go home.
"You prerequisite not command gay responsibility for at home until the other countries in the world succeeding gay rights!"
At strong accurate risk, the officers tackled the man and hand-me-down a taser on him. Chicago make conform officers on the prospect defended that action.
"Constructive he may well lug been intoxicated, or he may well lug been a Terminator. You can never be too well judged input near. As well, a lot of people fought and died for the responsibility for we are celebrating today! We're not separation to let a cyborg spoil this parade!"
The man is straight away under the disquiet of Chicago Red Set, and may be released sometime this week. They denied that he was from the later.
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